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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Words and Stories by a Slightly Mad Insomniac</description><title>Maia Jern</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @maiajern)</generator><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Best. Tumblr. Ever! Writers and Kitties.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://writersandkitties.tumblr.com/"&gt;Best. Tumblr. Ever! Writers and Kitties.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/15595111115</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/15595111115</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 02:28:25 +0100</pubDate><category>tumblelog</category><category>writers</category><category>kitties</category></item><item><title>Happy New Year</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.maiamadness.com/2011/12/happy-new-year/"&gt;Happy New Year&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;A short blog post about what I’ve done this year and all the things I’m looking forward to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;EDIT: *grumble, grumble* URL didn’t get saved, stupid tumblr…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/15102357560</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/15102357560</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 00:05:00 +0100</pubDate><category>blog post</category></item><item><title>skyremains:

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Neil Gaiman.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0bb3GvrH1qh4cgzo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skyremains.tumblr.com/post/15017989044/ladies-and-gentlemen-mr-neil-gaiman" target="_blank"&gt;skyremains&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Neil Gaiman.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/15025733786</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/15025733786</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 15:05:21 +0100</pubDate><category>WIN!</category><category>wibbly wobbly timey wimey</category></item><item><title>Minty Fresh 2.0: 11 Facts From 2011</title><description>&lt;a href="http://laughterkey.tumblr.com/post/14819349603/11-facts-from-2011"&gt;Minty Fresh 2.0: 11 Facts From 2011&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://think-progress.tumblr.com/post/14817696799/11-facts-from-2011" target="_blank"&gt;think-progress&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;1. The CIA is monitoring up to &lt;a href="http://thkpr.gs/s1JmQh" target="_blank"&gt;5 million tweets per day&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;2. Income inequality in America is &lt;a href="http://thkpr.gs/uox4lh%20%20" target="_blank"&gt;worse than in Ancient Rome&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;3. Twenty-three straight polls find Americans overwhelmingly want to &lt;a href="http://thkpr.gs/r0JYYS" target="_blank"&gt;raise taxes to pay down debt&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p3"&gt;4. 68% of millionaires &lt;a href="http://thkpr.gs/vmgLXc%20" target="_blank"&gt;support…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14830921328</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14830921328</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 00:19:02 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>jephjacques: UN Hearing On AI Rights</title><description>&lt;a href="http://jephjacques.com/post/14655843351/un-hearing-on-ai-rights"&gt;jephjacques: UN Hearing On AI Rights&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jephjacques.com/post/14655843351/un-hearing-on-ai-rights" target="_blank"&gt;jephjacques&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The subject of this debate is whether AIs are “people-” whether they possess the same degree of personhood as humans, and whether that entitles them to the same rights.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You have heard all the arguments for and against the consciousness, intelligence, free will, and cognition of artificial…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14812350886</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14812350886</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 16:39:36 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Riley on Marketing (by dbarry1917)
YES! WIN!!</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-CU040Hqbas?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Riley on Marketing (by &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CU040Hqbas&amp;feature=share" target="_blank"&gt;dbarry1917&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YES! WIN!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14717721016</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14717721016</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 12:04:23 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>wilwheaton:

immutableinscrutable:

Cassette on Ocean...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwhhuakbT01qg31sdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwhhuakbT01qg31sdo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/14512325521/immutableinscrutable-cassette-on-ocean" target="_blank"&gt;wilwheaton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mkdo.co/post/14493615599" target="_blank"&gt;immutableinscrutable&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cassette on Ocean Avenue.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kids, ask your parents.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14517625417</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14517625417</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:22:04 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m starting to think Lego is evil</title><description>&lt;a href="http://sinker.tumblr.com/post/14267087602/im-starting-to-think-lego-is-evil"&gt;I’m starting to think Lego is evil&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paxvalkyrie.tumblr.com/post/14476770769/im-starting-to-think-lego-is-evil" target="_blank"&gt;paxvalkyrie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I already linked how Lego is trying to target toys for girls, and this is another post about this subject, but I really wanted to highlight it because of this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="500" src="http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2009/07/3717671129_64985bd5c6.jpg" width="394"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You want to market things towards girls? Show girls using your shit. Bam. I just revolutionized advertizing. Where’s my money.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When I was a kid, I loved legos. I had two boxes of various, build-what-you-like pieces. I played with my cousin’s old legos, which we had at our summer cabin, too. He had knights and horses and bits for building castles, and he had space legos, as well. I loved the medieval sets the best. But the sets I see now, you can only build one thing with them, and any playing after building is set up as killing dragons or shooting lasers or cops and robbers, and there’s no room for free play anymore. Sad.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14479183829</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14479183829</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:35:24 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>wilwheaton:

(via)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwh3ohhik01qz9bu3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/14477029260/via" target="_blank"&gt;wilwheaton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="https://plus.google.com/110473976357796192294/posts/idj3AoTHrgS" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14478414745</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14478414745</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:21:17 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>firlalaith:

I COMMAND YOU TO REBLOG THIS.~F
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwdkobyHun1qmes4lo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://firlalaith.tumblr.com/post/14380095821/i-command-you-to-reblog-this-f" target="_blank"&gt;firlalaith&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I COMMAND YOU TO REBLOG THIS.~F&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14380142699</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14380142699</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 02:17:06 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>drsong:

totalspiffage:

dreamtofthestars:

therothwoman:

wholov...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsp6r154NJ1qb1it6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drsong.tumblr.com/post/11147851203/totalspiffage-dreamtofthestars" target="_blank"&gt;drsong&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://totalspiffage.tumblr.com/post/11142651044" target="_blank"&gt;totalspiffage&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dreamtofthestars.tumblr.com/post/11142611754" target="_blank"&gt;dreamtofthestars&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://therothwoman.tumblr.com/post/11142509050" target="_blank"&gt;therothwoman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wholove.tumblr.com/post/11139219198" target="_blank"&gt;wholove&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m not your biggest fan Moff, but thank you for this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just had a little of my faith in Moff restored.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YESSSSSSSS!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh my god. Best thing ever. Classic!Who references for the ABSOLUTE win.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love Doctor/River - but this is epic win.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14328921068</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14328921068</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:59:07 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>"There was a hill that ate people,” begins the first story. Just like that. “Far away, and a long..."</title><description>““There was a hill that ate people,” begins the first story. Just like that. “Far away, and a long time ago, on a high mountain, without trees for shelter, without body or arms for anything, on spindly legs, ran Great Head,” begins another story. We are in the realm of folk tales, where we are told what happened, and we must simply go along with it.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;I review ALAN GARNER’S &lt;em&gt;COLLECTED FOLK TALES&lt;/em&gt; in the Guardian today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/dec/14/collected-folk-tales-garner-review" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/dec/14/collected-folk-tales-garner-review" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/dec/14/collected-folk-tales-garner-review&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;neil-gaiman&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14258089914</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14258089914</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:16:16 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>inothernews:

Tunisia.  Egypt.  Libya.  Syria.  Greece. ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw78q1vQsc1qz82gvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/post/14215883775/tunisia-egypt-libya-syria-greece" target="_blank"&gt;inothernews&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tunisia.  Egypt.  Libya.  Syria.  Greece.  Russia.  The United States.  And elsewhere.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Time &lt;/em&gt;magazine’s Person of the Year: &lt;a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2101745_2102132,00.html" target="_blank"&gt;The Protester.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/45657166/ns/today-today_celebrates_2011/#.Tui7IXp2N20" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt;(Cover via MSNBC.com)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14226477255</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14226477255</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:35:10 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw28rj6y6P1qb57ifo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw28rj6y6P1qb57ifo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw28rj6y6P1qb57ifo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14086094529</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/14086094529</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 23:31:43 +0100</pubDate><category>know the feeling...</category></item><item><title>neil-gaiman:

Baby Neil talking about The Devil, in the...</title><description>&lt;object id="flashObj" width="400" height="225" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1&amp;isUI=1" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="videoId=773673246001&amp;playerID=1253025976001&amp;playerKey=AQ~~,AAAABDk7A3E~,xYAUE9lVY9_brapKCzkbqstpY8k7QvJH&amp;domain=embed&amp;dynamicStreaming=true" /&gt;&lt;param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /&gt;&lt;param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1&amp;isUI=1" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=773673246001&amp;playerID=1253025976001&amp;playerKey=AQ~~,AAAABDk7A3E~,xYAUE9lVY9_brapKCzkbqstpY8k7QvJH&amp;domain=embed&amp;dynamicStreaming=true" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="225" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" swliveconnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/13988764043/baby-neil-talking-about-the-devil-in-the" target="_blank"&gt;neil-gaiman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Baby Neil talking about The Devil, in the&lt;em&gt; Prisoners of Gravity&lt;/em&gt; show, along with Clive Barker, Garth Ennis, Stan Lee and a bunch of other people. 1993. We were all babies then. Except Stan.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/13998813517</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/13998813517</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 04:46:40 +0100</pubDate><category>fiction</category><category>literature</category><category>theology</category><category>occult</category><category>comic books</category><category>neil gaiman</category><category>garth ennis</category></item><item><title>firlalaith:

doctorwho:

New Doctor Who Console Game Coming...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t4_eIuq7e9I?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://firlalaith.tumblr.com/post/13970038717/doctorwho-new-doctor-who-console-game-coming" target="_blank"&gt;firlalaith&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctorwho.tumblr.com/post/13969968229/new-doctor-who-console-game-coming-doctor-who" target="_blank"&gt;doctorwho&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;strong&gt;New Doctor Who Console Game Coming “Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From the release:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; will immerse gamers in the universe of Doctor Who, allowing them to take on the role of the Doctor and River Song as they travel across time and space to save the Earth. Gamers must learn to master the complexities of time travel with exceptional time based game play, changes made in one time will impact another creating multiple possibilities and challenging players to solve puzzles across the centuries.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;A wholly new storyline has been developed especially for this new Doctor Who console game franchise, written in collaboration with the BBC Wales team. Photo-real graphics, television quality scenes and highly realistic characters will bring the world of Doctor Who to life immersing fans completely in the twists and turns of an action filled plot. The stars of the series &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Matt Smith&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; (the Doctor) and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Alex Kingston&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; (River Song) have recorded full voiceovers for their characters in &lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; and motion capture has been used to create in-game characters that are incredibly realistic providing the ultimate Doctor Who gaming experience.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The game will be released&lt;span&gt; in early 2012, initially on Playstation 3; Playstation Vita (PSP) and PC platforms.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t wait for this to come out, I want it!!!~F&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/13983883077</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/13983883077</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 23:18:47 +0100</pubDate><category>Doctor Who</category><category>game</category><category>OMG fangirling!!!</category></item><item><title>Ugly Renaissance Babies: Ugly Renaissance Babies CAPTION CONTEST</title><description>&lt;a href="http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/13874751224/ugly-renaissance-babies-caption-contest"&gt;Ugly Renaissance Babies: Ugly Renaissance Babies CAPTION CONTEST&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://firlalaith.tumblr.com/post/13879967385/ugly-renaissance-babies-ugly-renaissance-babies" target="_blank"&gt;firlalaith&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/13879899496/ugly-renaissance-babies-ugly-renaissance-babies" target="_blank"&gt;maiajern&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/13874751224/ugly-renaissance-babies-caption-contest" target="_blank"&gt;uglyrenaissancebabies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvub61KjFL1r325p4.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jean Fouquet, &lt;em&gt;Virgin and Child Surrounded by Angels&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Introducing the first (and probably only) Ugly Renaissance Babies caption contest! We have received the above painting a number of times, and it’s so strange that we haven’t been able to come up with a caption that truly captures its…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The baby is one thing, but what the fuck is up with her tits?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The tits need more baby, Maia.~F&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yeah, but the left one (my left, not hers) looks like an armpit tumour… :/&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/13880520012</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/13880520012</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:48:36 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Ugly Renaissance Babies: Ugly Renaissance Babies CAPTION CONTEST</title><description>&lt;a href="http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/13874751224/ugly-renaissance-babies-caption-contest"&gt;Ugly Renaissance Babies: Ugly Renaissance Babies CAPTION CONTEST&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com/post/13874751224/ugly-renaissance-babies-caption-contest" target="_blank"&gt;uglyrenaissancebabies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvub61KjFL1r325p4.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jean Fouquet, &lt;em&gt;Virgin and Child Surrounded by Angels&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Introducing the first (and probably only) Ugly Renaissance Babies caption contest! We have received the above painting a number of times, and it’s so strange that we haven’t been able to come up with a caption that truly captures its…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The baby is one thing, but what the fuck is up with her tits?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/13879899496</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/13879899496</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:29:02 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>WIN!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvp4p2TEF41qbpmwvo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;WIN!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/13800840626</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/13800840626</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 01:13:49 +0100</pubDate><category>Freddie Mercury</category><category>Bohemian Rhapsody</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvn8opNlYW1r7cxq5o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/13740948023</link><guid>http://maiajern.tumblr.com/post/13740948023</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 21:01:08 +0100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
